Halloween – A Pup’s Perspective

Hey there, humans!  It’s me, your four-legged friend, and I’ve got a bone to pick with this spooky season you all seem to love so much. Yep, I’m talking about Halloween. While you’re out there having a blast with candy, costumes, and decorations, let me tell you why this whole Halloween thing isn’t exactly a dog’s idea of a good time.

Look, I get it. You think it’s cute to dress me up as a pumpkin, a superhero, or some weird hot dog costume (really?). But have you seen how uncomfortable these things are? I already have a perfect fur coat, and I’m pretty sure I don't need a second one made of polyester and Velcro. Plus, how am I supposed to chase my tail with this cape in the way?

Every year, these tiny, two-legged creatures keep showing up at our door wearing masks, making strange noises, and grabbing stuff (why do they take all the treats and leave me with none?). I mean, barking at strangers is kind of my job, but this is like a never-ending parade of unfamiliar faces! It’s confusing, exhausting, and a little scary, to be honest.

Humans, why do you have so much chocolate around when I can’t even have any? You know I’ve got a powerful nose, right? I can smell those delicious treats from a mile away, and yet… none of them are for me. Halloween is basically an entire holiday of being surrounded by forbidden food. Talk about torture!

What’s with all the weird stuff in the yard? One day, our house is normal, and the next, there’s a giant skeleton on the porch, spooky lights, and things that blow in the wind like they’re alive! I’m not saying I’m scared (okay, maybe a little). I just don’t understand - The last time I checked, bones are supposed to stay buried!

Every Halloween, there’s this eerie music, and people make strange noises. Plus, there are fireworks sometimes (ugh, my least favorite). It’s like everything is designed to keep me on edge. Can’t we just stick to normal, happy barking, and belly rubs?

Normally, I have a nice, predictable routine. We wake up, I get fed, we go for walks, I nap, we play, and life is good. But Halloween throws everything off! The doorbell rings nonstop, my humans are acting all strange, and there’s chaos everywhere. I just want my peace and quiet back!

I hear “trick-or-treat” about a hundred times, but where are my treats? Why aren’t I getting belly rubs or tasty chews for being such a good dog while you’re all out having fun? (Just saying, a Chew’ems chew would be a nice Halloween treat for us pups!)

So there you have it, folks. While you’re out there having a great time in your spooky outfits, just remember that Halloween might not be my favorite thing in the world. I’ll tolerate it because I love you, but can we maybe stick to fewer costumes and more treats for me this year?

Happy Howl-o-ween! 

Woof! I’m Buddy, a four-legged adventurer with a wagging tail and a passion for treats, chew toys, and walkies. As a professional napper and fetch enthusiast, I spend my days sniffing out the best of dog life—from gourmet kibble reviews to tips on making the most of park playdates. Whether I’m sharing my favorite belly-rub spots or giving advice on training those tricky humans, I’m here for all things dog-friendly!